That most wondrous of literary publications
THE FRAOCHY BAY BAGGETTE
is the local source of investigative journalism,
it's mission is to record events in the town and outlying regions.
In existence since 1648, the Baggette has recorded some momentous events
with headlines which have included

FRAOCHY BAY EXTINCT VOLCANO NEARLY ERUPTS!

MARTIAN AIRCRAFT SPOTTED NEAR THE POST OFFICE!

WORMHOLE TO NEXT GALAXY DISCOVERED
BEHIND INA MACLEAN'S HOUSE!